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stridesthebehemoth:

Nobody knows how life got started. Most of the evidence from that time was destroyed by impact and erosion.

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bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

I maked these. IM LEGITIMATELY SOBBING BECAUSE OF THIS

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Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
guy:

webabuser:

milsotherapy:

marinewifeandmama:

Can I get everyone to REBLOG this please? I can’t imagine this ever happening to kids, especially at a place MEANT for them! Teens or a group of teens are doing this in playgrounds, please watch your child(ren) at all times! REBLOG PLEASE!

Saw this on Facebook just now

This is so screwed up. Everyone should signal boost.


it pisses me the fuck off how people could be so heartless i’m so angry

guy:

webabuser:

milsotherapy:

marinewifeandmama:

Can I get everyone to REBLOG this please? I can’t imagine this ever happening to kids, especially at a place MEANT for them! Teens or a group of teens are doing this in playgrounds, please watch your child(ren) at all times! REBLOG PLEASE!

Saw this on Facebook just now

This is so screwed up. Everyone should signal boost.

it pisses me the fuck off how people could be so heartless i’m so angry

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jomohair:

hifructosemag:

expecttheunexpectedtoday:

expecttheunexpectedtoday
Scissor Collection / Portfolio  by Portland, Oregon photographer Jim Golden

Scissors!

Jomohair:  Shears for years.

I have no idea why but this is amazingly satisfying

jomohair:

hifructosemag:

expecttheunexpectedtoday:

expecttheunexpectedtoday

Scissor Collection / Portfolio
by Portland, Oregon photographer Jim Golden

Scissors!

Jomohair:  Shears for years.

I have no idea why but this is amazingly satisfying

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sakurasunshine:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

THAT ONE GUY THO

HAYLL YEA

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thingsamylikes:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

Daisy tells it like it is.

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Tongue

Tongue

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90s90s90s:

When I was a kid, this stuff was magic

90s90s90s:

When I was a kid, this stuff was magic

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seastarved:

Let the game begin. [x]

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochdude
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

I’m so using smoochdude now and I don’t care who doesn’t like it

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intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

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disney-princess-unite:

Elsa, the Snow Queen of Arendelle.

-Anna

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